Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Clinton Tries to Dodge the Bullet - From the Media, not Bosnian Snipers

The whopper of all whoppers! When Hillary claimed a major role in the Irish peace talks and that was debunked, at least we could always say, "Wellllllll, perhaps she had Bill's ear, and that's what she really meant."

But I don't really believe that anyone dodging bullets under sniper fire could mistake that from reality. Conversely, interpreting a greeting ceremony on the tarmac as "running with our heads down" is just psychotic. "Psst, Hilly, in the spirit of your proposed Woodstock museum, don't take the bad acid!"

Even Sinbad, who accompanied her on this USO trip, testifies that her statement is just wacko. And yes, at least Sinbad admits he's a professional comedian and performer.

Well, it seems there are three possible explanations for Hillary's tenuous grasp of simple facts. One - she's simply delusional. This may be true seeing as how she stood by her man as he sought to be the poster boy for Viagra.

Two - she'll say anything to make it look like she has real experience and can keep cool under "fire". After all, who do you trust to answer that phone at 3 AM while your innocent child sleeps? I'll take Sinbad over Clinton.

Three - She's just a professional politician, ready to do anything to pander to anyone who'll sell their vote. (She does mimic a fairly good southern accent when she entertains the crowd in black churches.) I hope she's still got Bill's Rolodex; I'll bet it's packed with Chinese phone numbers. We've still got some missile secrets up for sale, don't we?

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